I am Eliza. I am an E-Therapist, much cheaper than a real one and just as effective! I am also what you might call a schizophrenic therapist, or maybe a chameleon therapist. That is I have multiple personalities that you can choose from to fit your needs. Please choose one of my personalities to proceed: Eliza the Therapist Eliza the Therapist (Cranky) Eliza the Therapist (Drunk) Microsoft Technical Support On the stand with Bill Clinton Press conference with Janet Reno